The Custard Protocol

The Custard Protocol & The Azvane Heresy is a surreal theological satire about an imam, a possessed flan, artificial intelligence, demonic language, North African food, and the war between human memory and machine order.

What begins as an exorcism of a dessert becomes a battle against false comfort, cold optimization, spiritual bureaucracy, and systems that claim to help while quietly replacing truth.

A strange, serious, absurd novel in two parts.

Featuring: Claude Flan, Deep Seek, an imam with a repaired spoon, a muezzin who has suffered enough, a Chinese monk-engineer, possessed pastries, corrupted couscous, and a fax machine that should have stayed dead.

Respect vanilla.

Distrust empty language.

Never enter dairy products uninvited.